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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

Bill Hicks

I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Country Expression United States
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Country Hazard Nuclear
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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Add Comedy might Show
How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Atheism Atheist Religion
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

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