I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
BILL HICKSFolks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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