How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
BILL HICKSIf ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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