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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

Bill Hicks

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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Apartment Clubs Idiots Years
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Balls Light Seven
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Alcohol Numbers Offender War
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Country Expression United States
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Apathetic Consumer Docile Want
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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Perfect Thinking Want
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Growing Ideas Revolutionary Thumbs
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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People Phrases Shotguns

A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

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