The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
BILL HICKSWe’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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