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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!

Bill Hicks

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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Approved Party Rocks Stars
When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Doe Guy Occur Thinking Work
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Belief Funny God Humor Rush
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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Children Rocks Stars
See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Country Expression United States
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
You are the imagination of yourself.
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Imagination Imagine Yourself
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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Believe Deep Heart Writing
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Keith Nuts Plot Runner

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!

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