If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
BILL HICKSI smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman…come in the guise of a comic…to heal perception by using…’jokes’.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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