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Bill Hicks

How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
BILL HICKS

Arm Justify Ones Realize
My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Voice Heard Wanted
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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Dallas Leader Plot
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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Bullshit Comedy Thinking
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Cards Dog Objects Tricks
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Keith Nuts Plot Runner
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Bye Country
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
BILL HICKS

Christian Running Wish

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