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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Bill Hicks

Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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Country Emotional Years
How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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Around Glance Guy Look
Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Clueless People Stupid
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Bad Drug Everybody Hypocritical Okay One
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Jobs People Vote
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Country Hazard Nuclear
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People

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