Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
BILL HICKSHumanity is just a virus with shoes.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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