I can’t cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
BILL HADERNo one knows anything. You’re going to make mistakes and you’re going to do things that people think are stupid. You can’t sit there and go, “I never want to make a mistake.”
More Bill Hader Quotes
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It’s not like you get up on stage and you’re immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don’t be discouraged.
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Richard Grieco once asked for a bunch of M&M’s
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Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you’re with somebody.
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When I got to Saturday Night Live, it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out.
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The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.
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I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.
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I always felt better co-writing something – always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, “Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one.”
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Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright – getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.
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A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.
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All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.
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My dad’s from there, and I have relatives there, but I don’t think I’ve been to Chicago since I was like 9.
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My kids, they’re always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.
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I have nothing, I have no props.’ And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, ‘Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn’t need props.’ And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.
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Comedy is this weird thing. You have no idea why certain things work and other things don’t work.
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I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, ‘Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared,
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