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I’m not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

Bill Burr

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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Lines Trying Way
I think it’s a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.
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People Thinking Want
I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.
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Elbows Elderly Today
I’m not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.
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Easy Saint Wife
Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans – if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we’d never live it down.
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Country Done Native Thinking
I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
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Believe Debate Trump
Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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Angel Funny Vegas
I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
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Attack Overwhelming Panic Sudden
I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?
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Dead Kings Needs Walking
A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there’s like a devil and a devil and they’re just battling it out the whole time. It’s like, “Smoke some crack!” “Get a hooker!” And then I go, “YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!”
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Advice Battling Devil Hooker Smoke
It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.
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Dream Netflix Pressure
Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I’m yelling?
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People Week Yelling
There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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Giving Head Reason
Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn’t work out. But maybe because it didn’t work out, that’s why I ended up on ‘Breaking Bad;’ I don’t know.
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Ideas Outcome Sitcom Work
If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you’re from and some of the thought processes.
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Chance Country East
Once you do a joke and it works it’s only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Barrels Long Shooting

I’m not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

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