Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.
BILL BRYSONVery little of what America does is actually bad, and I don’t think it ever does anything anywhere that is intentionally bad. I mean, sometimes we make mistakes and bad judgments and kind of back the wrong regimes and things, but by and large what America does is really good.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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A cough so robust that I tapped into two new seams of phlegm.
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Every atom you possess has almost certainly passed through several stars and been part of millions of organisms on its way to becoming you.
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Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.
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There is something about the momentum of travel that makes you want to just keep moving, to never stop.
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It’s an unnerving thought that we may be the living universe’s supreme achievement and its worst nightmare simultaneously.
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Des Moines is like your typical American city; it’s just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.
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We may be all there is. It’s an unnerving thought that we may be the living universe’s supreme achievement and its worst nightmare simultaneously.
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If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows.
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Protons give an atom its identity, electrons its personality.
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Most of what has lived on Earth has left behind no record at all.
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There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo.
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Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
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I’m not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I’m fine, but stand me up in front of an audience and I’m actually quite shy and reserved.
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But what is life to a lichen ? Yet its impulse to exist, to be, is every bit as strong as ours arguably even stronger. If I were told that I had to spend decades being a furry growth on a rock in the woods, I believe I would lose the will to go on.
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As humans we are doubly lucky, of course: We enjoy not only the privilege of existence but also the singular ability to appreciate it and even, in a multitude of ways, to make it better. It is a talent we have only barely begun to grasp.
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