Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain – which is to say, all of it.
BILL BRYSONThe whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.
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Four times I was honked at for having the temerity to proceed through town without the benefit of metal.
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We are each so atomically numberous and so vigorously recycled at death that a significant number of our atoms-up to a billion for each of us, it has been suggested-probably once belonged to Shakespeare.
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By the most astounding stroke of luck an infinitesimal portion of all the matter in the universe came together to create you and for the tiniest moment in the great span of eternity you have the incomparable privilege to exist.
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To my surprise, I felt a certain springy keenness. I was ready to hike. I had waited months for this day, after all, even if it had been mostly with foreboding.
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Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
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I understand cricket – what’s going on, the scoring – but I can’t understand why.
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I mused for a few moments on the question of which was worse, to lead a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored.
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A third…candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn’t too dead to work.
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Traveling is more fun – hell, life is more fun – if you can treat it as a series of impulses.
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Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football.
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You don’t have to know anything about baseball to respond to Babe Ruth because he’s just this magnificent human being.
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There seemed to be a mystifying universal conspiracy among textbook authors to make certain the material they dealt with never strayed too near the realm of the mildly interesting and was always at least a long-distance phone call from the frankly interesting.
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Most of what has lived on Earth has left behind no record at all.
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I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they’ve left me.
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South Dakota… is like the world’s first drive-through sensory deprivation chamber.
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