South Dakota… is like the world’s first drive-through sensory deprivation chamber.
BILL BRYSONThis was 1990, the year that communism died in Europe and it seemed strange to me that in all the words that were written about the fall of the iron curtain, nobody anywhere lamented that it was the end of a noble experiment.
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Des Moines is like your typical American city; it’s just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.
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He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
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There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.
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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
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Geologists are never at a loss for paperweights.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but you would think that if one nation ought by now to have mastered the science of drainage, Britain would be it.
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Everywhere throughout New England you find old, tumbledown field walls, often in the middle of the deepest, most settled- looking woods- a reminder of just how swiftly nature reclaims the land in America.
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I know that communism never worked and I would have disliked living under it myself but none the less it seems that there was a kind of sadness in the thought that the only economic system that appeared to work was one based on self interest and greed.
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Columbus real achievement was managing to cross the ocean successfully in both directions. Though an accomplished enough mariner, he was not terribly good at a great deal else, especially geography, the skill that would seem most vital in an explorer.
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The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.
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You don’t need a science degree to understand about science. You just need to think about it.
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Although a few antibiotics have been toughened up a bit, the pharmaceutical industry hasn’t given us an entirely new antibiotic since the 1970s.
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Physicists are atoms’ way of thinking about atoms.
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Americans now get in a car. On average the total walking of an American these days – that’s walking of all types: from car to office, from office to car, around the supermarket and shopping malls – adds up to 1.4 miles a week, barely 350 yards a day.
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I do find London exciting. Much as I hate to agree with that tedious old git Samuel Johnson, and despite the pompous imbecility of his famous remark about when a man is tired of London he is tired of life…I can’t dispute it.
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