Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.
BILL BRYSONThe one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billions years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.
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Making English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football.
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Most of what has lived on Earth has left behind no record at all.
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Geologists are never at a loss for paperweights.
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Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain – which is to say, all of it.
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I come from Des Moines. Someone had to.
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Enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.
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Four times I was honked at for having the temerity to proceed through town without the benefit of metal.
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You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don’t want to live with them.
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The great failure in education, much of the time, is the lack of excitement and stimulus
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Indeed, if your pillow is six years old–which is apparently about the average age for a pillow–it has been estimated that one-tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living mites, dead mites and mite dung.
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America has never quite grasped that you can live in a place without making it ugly, that beauty doesn’t have to be confined behind fences, as if a national park were a sort of zoo for nature.
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On the dashboard of our family car is a shallow indentation about the size of a paperback book. If you are looking for somewhere to put your sunglasses or spare change, it is the obvious place, and it works extremely well,
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The one upstairs room in which the Duke had resided was packed to the ceiling with hundreds of green boxes, each of which contained a single dark brown wig. This was, in short, a man worth getting to know.
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You can be a scientist and believe in god: the two can go hand in hand.
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And before long there will be no more milk in bottles delivered to the doorstep or sleepy rural pubs, and the countryside will be mostly shopping centers and theme parks.
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