America is a very seductive place in terms of lifestyle and comfort, but it wasn’t for me.
BILL BRYSONOn the dashboard of our family car is a shallow indentation about the size of a paperback book. If you are looking for somewhere to put your sunglasses or spare change, it is the obvious place, and it works extremely well,
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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
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Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls.
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The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.
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Absolute brain size does not tell you everything or possibly sometimes even much. Elephants and whales both have brains larger than ours, but you wouldn’t have much trouble outwitting them in contract negotiations.
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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
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I have a small tattered clipping that I sometimes carry with meand pull out for purposes of privateamusement. It’s a weather forecast from theWestern Daily Mail and it says, in toto: ‘Outlook: Dry and warm, but cooler with some rain.
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The English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.
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The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billions years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.
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I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.
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There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
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Every atom you possess has almost certainly passed through several stars and been part of millions of organisms on its way to becoming you.
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… it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
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Cheapness is a great virtue.
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From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.
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I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
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