You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don’t want to live with them.
BILL BRYSONEvery living thing is an elaboration of a single original plan. As humans we are mere increments – each of us a musty archive of adjustments, adaptations, modifications and providential tinkerings stretching back to 3,8 billion years.
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Des Moines is like your typical American city; it’s just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.
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I wanted to quit and to do this forever, sleep in a bed and in a tent, see what was over the next hill and never see a hill again. All of this all at once, every moment, on the trail or off.
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America is a very seductive place in terms of lifestyle and comfort, but it wasn’t for me.
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That’s the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it’s gone, it’s too late to get it back.
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An awful lot of England is slowly eroding, in ways that I find really distressing, and an awful lot of it is the hedgerows…
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It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn’t have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.
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More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
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… it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
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The great failure in education, much of the time, is the lack of excitement and stimulus
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The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don’t actually know what we actually know.
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Don’t you believe it. Bacteria may not build cities or have interesting social lives, but they will be here when the Sun explodes. This is their planet, and we are on it only because they allow us to be.
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The tearoom lady called me love. All the shop ladies called me love and most of the men called me mate. I hadn’t been here twelve hours and already they loved me.
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You don’t have to know anything about baseball to respond to Babe Ruth because he’s just this magnificent human being.
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At a conference of sociologists in America in 1977, love was defined as “the cognitive-affective state characterized by intrusive and obsessive fantasizing concerning reciprocity of amorant feelings by the object of the amorance.”.
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There’d never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition.
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