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Bill Bailey

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn’t just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
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Beautiful Guitar Tremendous Value Vintage
So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all!
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Beautiful Possess Things
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
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Finished Funny Humor Unique
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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Funny Humor Rocks Whine
The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don’t have these.
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Electricity Kings Law People Running
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you’ve got to admire the workmanship.
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Admire Funny Humor Hurt Ikea
Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Contentment Happiness Knowing Someone
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Laughing Lavender Orange
I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Enjoyed Holiday Morning Son
What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
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Funny Harp Humor Long
I think we’ve missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro… to catch whatever it is that’s forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it’s a bit of a long shot.
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Corresponding Funny Humor Long Thinking
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
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Department Funny Humor Organization
I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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Quite Sometimes Stressful Way Worry
Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
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Funny Humor Natural Swan
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
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Funny God Humor Thank
The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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Biscuits Fire Funny Humor Spontaneous

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