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OF COURSE I’d like to be the ideal mother. But I’m too busy raising children.

Bil Keane

When I was in high school at Northeast Catholic in Philadelphia in the late ’30s, I found that drawing caricatures of the teachers and satirizing the events in the school, then having them published in our school magazine, got me some notoriety.
BIL KEANE

Drawing School Teacher
I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.
BIL KEANE

Draw Home Imitation Myself Study
Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start
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Bitter Heart Image Loving Lump Throat Waiting
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is ‘sposed to be a happy time.
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Earth Happy Santa Times
Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start
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Bitter Life Love Sick Start
A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.
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Home Peaceful Sacred
Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He’s just like one of the family.
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Daddy Divorce Father
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
BIL KEANE

Friends Friendship Love Real
Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.
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Eye Heart Laughing
Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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Inspirational Life Motivational Present Tomorrow
I don’t just try to be funny.
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Funny Just Trying
Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.
BIL KEANE

Gift God Present
On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can’t tell what you’re going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.
BIL KEANE

Looks Magazines Television
Goal begins with “GO.”
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Goal One Liner
Goal begins with “GO.”
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Began Go Goal
Time goes by at such a pace,it’s funny how it’s easy to forget her face
BIL KEANE

Faces Forget Pace

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