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I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

Betty White

If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn’t work, you’re a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn’t sound great to me!
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Failure Greatness Myself Sound Work
Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.
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Beautiful Hard Myself Planet Return Wild
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
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Children Funny Laughter Mom Myself
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.
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Bad Exercise Home Memories Myself Time
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
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Enjoyment Myself People
Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, ‘Well, I’ll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.’ And it doesn’t work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.
BETTY WHITE

Children Dog Myself People Personal Responsibility
If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
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Disappear Hate Man Myself Open Protection Road Walk
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
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Funny Myself Retirement Vocabulary Way
The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
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Movie Stardom Success Writing
You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.
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Animal Character Hands Yourself
It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.
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Enjoyment Laughter Myself Serious
I’m not what you might call sexy, but I’m romantic. Let’s put it that way.
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Character Myself Romantic Sex Way
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
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Breed Career Dog Guide Myself Pet
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don’t appreciate it.
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Blessing Myself People Stand Start Wonderful
I don’t get political.
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Myself Politics
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.
BETTY WHITE

Business Fun Myself People Simplicity

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