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I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.

Betty White

Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Devotion Heart Improvement Life Live Myself Try
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don’t appreciate it.
BETTY WHITE

Blessing Myself People Stand Start Wonderful
I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they’re spying on somebody who doesn’t know they’re looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously – you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not.
BETTY WHITE

Camera Enjoyment Hide People Reaction Serious Yourself
I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Book Myself Writing
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.
BETTY WHITE

Business Fun Myself People Simplicity
I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
BETTY WHITE

Eyes Goodness Lying Sleep Thing Yourself
I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
BETTY WHITE

Myself Social Media Sound Unknown Wasted Time
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
BETTY WHITE

Dirty Humor Myself Preference
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
BETTY WHITE

Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
I don’t get political.
BETTY WHITE

Myself Politics
I’m the luckiest broad on two feet, I’ll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn’t get any good parts, so I’m blessed.
BETTY WHITE

Age Blessing Myself Pass Time Woman
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
BETTY WHITE

Build Care Depression Dog Father Money Myself
If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn’t work, you’re a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn’t sound great to me!
BETTY WHITE

Failure Greatness Myself Sound Work
When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.
BETTY WHITE

Communication Direction Greatness Idea Myself Realization
I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
BETTY WHITE

Animal Learning Turn Yourself

I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.

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I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.

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