If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLERWhen it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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It’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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As you age, feelings do diminish.
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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