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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.

Bette Midler

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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Drinking People Smoking
I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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Art Interested Not Perfect
When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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Done Looks Mountain
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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Daughter Independent Real
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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Dream Fuzzy
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying

Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.

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