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I never know how much of what I say is true.

Bette Midler

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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Rocks Roll Sold Soul
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Childhood Dream Thinking
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Country Generous Kids Shortchange Understand
A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Journey Sometimes Way
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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Gay God Happened Thank
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky

I never know how much of what I say is true.

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