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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.

Bette Midler

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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Effect Good Read Sensitive
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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Snow Spring Winter
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Childhood Dream Thinking
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Chain Devil Soul
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Divinity Quality Way
We are all part of the ecosystem.
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All Ecosystems Parts
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today
A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Journey Sometimes Way
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele

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