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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

Bette Midler

From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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Doors Ideas Stars
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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Drinking People Smoking
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Humorous Inspirational New York
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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Horse Struggle Trying
Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Down Market Money
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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Hard People Self Esteem Work
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

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