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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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Low Lows Standards
I don’t need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn’t my style, because that’s the only way I can grow up and grow out.
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Growing Style Up Writing
I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All Delivered Want
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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Let Mother Musical
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Foundation Names Opera
[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Helen Orchestra Singing
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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About Enough Thinking
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Essence Issues Thinking

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

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