If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
BETTE MIDLERI feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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As you age, feelings do diminish.
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If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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