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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

Bette Midler

When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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Ashes Mortals Shuffle
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Annihilation Costume Exactly Gotten
My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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Independent Sibling Teacher
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Inspiration Memorable Tonight
[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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Helen Orchestra Singing
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Hack Just
GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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Distance God Watching
I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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Divine God Mad
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Journey Sometimes Way
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real

I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.

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