I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
BETTE DAVISAmong the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
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If men found out how to give birth to children they’ll never propose again.
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One can make more enemies as a female with a brain, I think.
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Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
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I was never very interested in boys – and there were plenty of them – vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.
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Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you’re called very, very difficult you’re really nobody at all.
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If Hollywood didn’t work out, I was prepared to be the best secretary in the world.
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I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.
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Oh, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We’ve already got the stars.
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you’re not. It’s a sign of your worth sometimes, if you’re hated by the right people.
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It’s true we don’t know what we’ve got until its gone, but we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives. Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
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Playing our parts. Yes, we all have to do that and from childhood on, I have found that my own character has been much harder to play worthily and far harder at times to comprehend than any of the roles I have portrayed.
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I want to die with my high heels on, still in action.
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I firmly believe, however, that if your children have never hated you, you have failed as a parent.
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There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
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Home is where you go to when you’ve nowhere to go.
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