I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
BETTE DAVISThe secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
More Bette Davis Quotes
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Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they’re phonies.
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I guess I’m larger than life. That’s my problem.
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I think I’ll have a large order of prognosis negative.
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Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn’t do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
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You know what nostalgia is, don’t you? It’s basically a matter of recalling the fun without reliving the pain.
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I didn’t forget your breakfast. I didn’t bring your breakfast. Because you didn’t eat your din-din.
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Temperament is something that is an integral part of the artist. Not temper, temperament. There is a vast difference.
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I was never very interested in boys – and there were plenty of them – vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.
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Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
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She’s the original good time who was had by all.
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy.
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You mustn’t miss the moment. There’s only one first sailing into Rio harbor.
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I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
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There’s only one way to work — like hell.
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One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.
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