I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
BETTE DAVISI wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
More Bette Davis Quotes
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I was never very interested in boys – and there were plenty of them – vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.
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Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.
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Temperament is something that is an integral part of the artist. Not temper, temperament. There is a vast difference.
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Home is where you go to when you’ve nowhere to go.
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
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She’s the original good time who was had by all.
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You mustn’t miss the moment. There’s only one first sailing into Rio harbor.
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My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.
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I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.
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Your luck is how you treat people.
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I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.
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There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I’m not going.
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.
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