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Careful as they may be, developers of Eiffel libraries will always run into cases in which, after releasing a library class, they suddenly experience what in French is called esprit de l’escalier or wit of the staircase: a great thought which unfortunately is an afterthought.

Bertrand Meyer

Incorrect documentation is often worse than no documentation.
BERTRAND MEYER

Computer Documentation Programmer Programming
You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time.
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Computer Quality Technology
Software entities (classes, modules, functions, etc.) should be open for extension, but closed for modification.
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Class Entitles Functions
Ask not first what the system does; ask what it does it to!
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Doe Firsts Program
Perfect reusable components are not obtained at the first shot.
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Firsts Perfect Programming
Constants are widely known for the detestable practice of changing their values; we should prepare ourselves against the consequences of such fickleness
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Detestable Known Practice
Correctness is clearly the prime quality. If a system does not do what it is supposed to do, then everything else about it matters little.
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Correctness Littles Quality System
Like a clever reply that would have stunned all the other dinner guests – if only you had thought of it before walking down the stairs after the party is over
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Guest Only Over Party Stairs
As Mr. Nagle so competently points out, almost no one uses Eiffel; in fact until recently there were only 9 users. But now a 10th person just started, so we are holding a conference, appropriately titled the TENTH Eiffel USER conference, to celebrate.
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Celebrate Facts Use
Careful as they may be, developers of Eiffel libraries will always run into cases in which, after releasing a library class, they suddenly experience what in French is called esprit de l’escalier or wit of the staircase: a great thought which unfortunately is an afterthought.
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Clever Party Running
I think Smalltalk is inappropriate for serious industrial developments. After all, run time is a little late to find out whether you have a landing gear.
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Gears Running Thinking
Writing a class without its contract would be similar to producing an engineering component (electrical circuit, VLSI (Very Large Scale Integration) chip, bridge, engine…) without a spec. No professional engineer would even consider the idea.
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Bridges Engineering Writing
Eiffel borrows quite openly from several earlier programming languages and I am sure that if we had found a good language construct in C we would have used it as well.
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Found Language Used
The role of a trainer or consultant is to empower the customer, not to make himself indispensable
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Empowering Indispensable Roles
I have always felt sympathy towards the biologists who accept to debate creationists. Now I also understand them better; one can fight opinions, not articles of faith.
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Debate Fighting Opinion
C++ is the only current language making COBOL look good
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Cobol Language Looks

Careful as they may be, developers of Eiffel libraries will always run into cases in which, after releasing a library class, they suddenly experience what in French is called esprit de l’escalier or wit of the staircase: a great thought which unfortunately is an afterthought.

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Careful as they may be, developers of Eiffel libraries will always run into cases in which, after releasing a library class, they suddenly experience what in French is called esprit de l’escalier or wit of the staircase: a great thought which unfortunately is an afterthought.

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