“When the praying does no good, insurance does help.”

First the grub, then the morals.

People who understand everything get no stories.

First the pork chops, then morality

In the dark times Will there also be singing? Yes, there will also be singing. About the dark times.

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry them out. Even emperors can’t do it all by themselves.

The more innocent they are, the more they deserve to be shot.

The fanatics for progress often have too little appreciation of the existing.

Unhappiness doesn’t grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won’t fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man’s doing.

When something seems ‘the most obvious thing in the world’ it means that any attempt to understand the world has been given up.

It is not enough to demand insight and informative images of reality from the theater. Our theater must stimulate a desire for understanding, a delight in changing reality.

A theater without beer is just a museum

When the house of a great one collapses Many little ones are slain.

Terrible is the temptation to be good.

Would it not be simpler If the Government dissolved the people and elected another?

All artforms are in the service of the greatest of all arts: the art of living.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Business fits me best. The only reason I went into modeling originally was to help out my family, because I knew that money gave you freedom.

The world is on fire, and I’m doing my best to help steer the firetruck.

Sometimes we ask God for help and God gives us hope, not because it’s different, but because it’s the same.

Just when I think the human race has been lost to the “what about me” people. I see the best we have to offer helping others.

God’s been good to me, He really has.

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.

So it’s mainly a question of helping the Third World overcome the effects of global warming.

Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.