If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACI’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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