You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
BERNIE MACI was a street performer for two years.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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Every time you see a black romance it’s over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the sexes. He has to cheat. She has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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