I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MACI was a street performer for two years.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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