Fear is not one of my attributes.
BERNIE MACI was a street performer for two years.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je’Niece, was born a year later. I worked blue collar jobs during the day and comedy clubs at night, and I was earning about $25 a year doing stand-up.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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