I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACBernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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