You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
BERNIE MACI’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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I’ve always been a reserved cat. When I play sports, there’s people used to get mad at me because I didn’t hang out and things like that. I’ve never been that kind of person. Nothing has changed in that regard. I’ve never been posse, and all that. I’m a quiet storm.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, ‘Why am I so black?’ And she said, ‘Because I’m black. You just gotta always work harder than the average bear.’
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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