You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
BERNIE MACI’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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