I’m not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
BEN STILLERNobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!
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I’m Jewish, but my mom’s Catholic, so the guilt area is covered. I have the highest expectations, along with the lowest. I tried to put as much of myself as possible in Reality Bites, but in terms of my humor, I’m still trying to figure out what my sensibility is. It’s a process, really.
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My own parents were touchy-feely.
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It’s weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I’m expected to be humorous on talk shows.
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The big-name stars . . . are always going to be playing what they’ve played before if they want to remain so-called A-list stars. That’s why someone like Johnny Depp is doing more interesting roles not caring about the size of the movie.
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I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It’s a valid test of your creative abilities.
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I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!
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All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She’s [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous.
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When you have kids you want to be able to go to movies and take the family too, and actually all enjoy it together. I don’t think there are that many great, live action family movies that everybody can enjoy.
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There’s always an element of fear that you need to work a lot until people get sick and tired of you or finally figure out that you’re a fraud after all!
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Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
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There’s an old saying in Hollywood: It’s not the length of your film, it’s how you use it.
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The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again.
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And I was like, “Yeah, anything. Twenty-four hours times five is 120 hours. Oh, great, I’ll fill 120 hours of my life with something.” So I did that and it was fun, and then I did Flirting with Disaster.
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I don’t play hockey at all. I’m not comfortable on skates.
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