“Humans want to create lots of cool stuff, then they want to see other people using that stuff. A lot.”

Fearlessness begets happiness, which begets creativity, which begets innovation, which begets profits.

People want what’s best for them, and they can switch on a dime, because there’s always a new disruptor disrupting the last disruptor. So companies should just strive to keep changing and adapting to their customers’ needs.

I think you just have to work hard for about 10 years before you know what you’re doing

Love God, love your neighbors, and do stuff!

I don’t have the capacity to write stuff consciously. When I do, it’s really awful.

To be honest, I look at my Pinball program and feel that it is old stuff. I could do much better.

Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

You can’t chase everybody on the Internet who’s saying stuff about you, that’s for sure.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, “excuse me, there’s a Mercedes that’s got to get through here.” And I would push people out of the way, “get out of the way! Let him through!” Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, “whack” and you just jump into it.

I’ve battled with that type of stuff, but what I’ve found is that by doing stand-up, I’ve actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don’t have clinical, but I’ve definitely had my bouts with it.