I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
BEL KAUFMANPeople ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
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… good teachers, like Tolstoy’s happy families, are alike everywhere.
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A teacher is frequently the only adult in the pupil’s environment who treats him with respect.
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The clerical work is par for the course. “Keep on file in numerical order” means throw in wastebasket. You’ll soon learn the language.
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Teachers try to make us feel lower than themselves, maybe because this is because they feel lower than outside people. One teacher told me to get out of the room and never come back, which I did.
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I so enjoy being old because for the first time I don’t have to do anything-work, teach, study. I feel very good about myself-and at my age I can say no to anything now if I don’t want to do it. What a liberating word.
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Children are the true connoisseurs. What’s precious to them has no price, only value.
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I suggest just Good and Bad at the end of the term on report cards. Or maybe nothing. Frank Allen
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If a teacher wants to know something why doesn’t she look it up herself instead of making we students do it? We benefit ourselves more by listening to her, after all she’s the teacher!
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When giving comes directly from the heart, it can never disappoint or embarrass.
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To the outside world, of course, this job is a cinch: 9 to 3, five days a week, two months’ summer vacation with pay, all legal holidays, prestige and respect.
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And that’s it; that’s why I want to teach; that’s the one and only compensation: to make a permanent difference in the life of a child.
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Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.
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You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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I’ll never retire as long as I live—that’s like retiring from life! I’ll never stop writing, teaching, lecturing. If you’re in good health, living is exciting on its own.
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