“Language Arts Dept.” is the English office; “literature based on child’s reading level and experiential background” means that’s all they’ve got in the Book Room; “non-academic-minded” is a delinquent; and “It has come to my attention” means you’re in trouble.
BEL KAUFMANPeople ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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My mother, for example, has the pleasant notion that my day consists of nodding graciously to the rustle of starched curtsies and a chorus of respectful voices bidding me good morning.
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I so enjoy being old because for the first time I don’t have to do anything-work, teach, study. I feel very good about myself-and at my age I can say no to anything now if I don’t want to do it. What a liberating word.
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The preciousness of every moment is emphasized with every tick of the clock. Isn’t it a magnificent day today?
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To the young, cliches seem freshly minted.
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People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
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Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.
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If a teacher wants to know something why doesn’t she look it up herself instead of making we students do it? We benefit ourselves more by listening to her, after all she’s the teacher!
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Best marks go to cheaters and memorizers. Marks depend on memorizing and not on real knowledge. When you cram into your head for a test you may get a high mark but forget it the next day. That’s not an education.
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Education can’t make us all leaders, but it can teach us which leader to follow.
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To the outside world, of course, this job is a cinch: 9 to 3, five days a week, two months’ summer vacation with pay, all legal holidays, prestige and respect.
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The clerical work is par for the course. “Keep on file in numerical order” means throw in wastebasket. You’ll soon learn the language.
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I feel no different than I felt at 99, 98 or 97. Just because you live a long time, you get all this attention. Just because you survived? Of course, I survived a lot.
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Love is the ultimate giving, an expression of one’s best self.
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Time collapses and expands like an erratic accordion.
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The heart has its reasons; it’s the mind that’s suspect.
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