The clerical work is par for the course. “Keep on file in numerical order” means throw in wastebasket. You’ll soon learn the language.
BEL KAUFMANNever mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It’s the skim milk that needs good teachers.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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Education is not a product: mark, diploma, job, money-in that order; it is a process, a never-ending one.
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If a teacher wants to know something why doesn’t she look it up herself instead of making we students do it? We benefit ourselves more by listening to her, after all she’s the teacher!
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I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
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I feel no different than I felt at 99, 98 or 97. Just because you live a long time, you get all this attention. Just because you survived? Of course, I survived a lot.
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You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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I like the word OLD. Not senior, that’s for proms. Older? Older than whom? ‘Old’ is honorable and ripe
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Learning is a process of mutual discovery for teacher and pupil. Keep an open mind to their unexpected responses.
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Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It’s the skim milk that needs good teachers.
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“Let it be a challenge to you” means you’re stuck with it; “interpersonal relationships” is a fight between kids; “ancillary civic agencies for supportive discipline” means call the cops.
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People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy.
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… good teachers, like Tolstoy’s happy families, are alike everywhere.
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Best marks go to cheaters and memorizers. Marks depend on memorizing and not on real knowledge. When you cram into your head for a test you may get a high mark but forget it the next day. That’s not an education.
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Time collapses and expands like an erratic accordion.
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I suggest just Good and Bad at the end of the term on report cards. Or maybe nothing. Frank Allen
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