Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy.
BEL KAUFMANOne of my students had written wistfully of a dream-school that would have “windows with trees in them.
More Bel Kaufman Quotes
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“Let it be a challenge to you” means you’re stuck with it; “interpersonal relationships” is a fight between kids; “ancillary civic agencies for supportive discipline” means call the cops.
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If a teacher wants to know something why doesn’t she look it up herself instead of making we students do it? We benefit ourselves more by listening to her, after all she’s the teacher!
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The preciousness of every moment is emphasized with every tick of the clock. Isn’t it a magnificent day today?
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And that’s it; that’s why I want to teach; that’s the one and only compensation: to make a permanent difference in the life of a child.
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I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
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The clerical work is par for the course. “Keep on file in numerical order” means throw in wastebasket. You’ll soon learn the language.
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Time collapses and expands like an erratic accordion.
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Teachers try to make us feel lower than themselves, maybe because this is because they feel lower than outside people. One teacher told me to get out of the room and never come back, which I did.
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Mythology is studied in the school system because most of us come from it.
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Children are the true connoisseurs. What’s precious to them has no price, only value.
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… good teachers, like Tolstoy’s happy families, are alike everywhere.
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Education can’t make us all leaders, but it can teach us which leader to follow.
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I’ll never retire as long as I live—that’s like retiring from life! I’ll never stop writing, teaching, lecturing. If you’re in good health, living is exciting on its own.
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People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour.
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To the young, cliches seem freshly minted.
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