I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper,
BEBE NEUWIRTHThere was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He’s decapitated, but totally nude. And he’s really well-endowed.
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I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that’s what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, “Hey asshole, I told you so”.
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Kirstie [Alley] saved me, in a way. [At the time], I had a terrible marriage, and I stayed at her house.
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Certainly the life of a dancer is very difficult. The training is very hard and relentlessly grueling.
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In New York I was always offered the hot, sexy roles. But in L.A. I was offered the plain, dowdy roles. It says a lot about the difference between the coasts
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If I’m not in shape, it feels like something is wrong. If I haven’t been able to get to class for a while or I’ve been sick.
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People are at their happiest if they are true to themselves.
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When you’re a dancer who is injured, you are at the bottom of the food chain. We are so replaceable.
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I want to be dancing the way I’m dancing now for 30 more years.
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On the rare occasions I go to the gym, I prefer silence.
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Shakespeare feels very natural to me.
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I’ve seen some very beautiful drag queens.
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I can act. I can sing. But I am a dancer
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Creating a role is an interesting thing – each show or each situation is different.
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I loved Jay Thomas as Eddie LeBec. But there was a point where they [thought] maybe we would live together, and I didn’t like the idea of Carla being with somebody because that would make you feel like [you’re] not part of the people in the bar.
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I don’t see myself as a diva at all.
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