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Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice.

Barbara Mertz

Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.
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Promise Resurrection Spring
..he continues to cling to the forlorn hope that I will turn into one of those swooning females…and fling myself squeeling at him whenever anything happens. Like all men, he clings to his illusions.
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Female Men Swooning
Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.
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Emotion Excellent Method
It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there!
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Determination Littles May
Love has a very dulling effect on the brain
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Brain Dulling Effects Love
When emotion supersedes reason … gullibility must follow.
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Emotion Gullibility Reason
Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.
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Care Contradicted Husband
Another dead body. Every year it is the same. Every year, another dead body.
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Another Body Every Year Years
Loving someone condemns you to a lifetime of fear. You become painfully conscious of how fragile people are – bundles of brittle bones and vulnerable flesh, breeding grounds for billions of deadly germs and horrible diseases.
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Disease Loving People Someone
Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.
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Giving Men People
Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.
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Gentleman Men Pay
It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.
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Age Easier Youth
Superstition has its practical uses.
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Practical Superstitions Use
A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.
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Criminals Fancy Masters
No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
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Funny Want Women
a church ought to express the joy of religion as well as its majesty.
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Church Joy Majesty

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