Kids can be a pain in the neck when they’re not a lump in your throat.
BARBARA JOHNSONLife is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull.
More Barbara Johnson Quotes
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A lot of kneeling keeps one in good standing.
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The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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All we can take with us to heaven is what we leave behind in the lives we touch.
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Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health.
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We cannot protect ourselves from trouble, but we can dance through the puddles of life with a rainbow smile, twirling the only umbrella we need — the umbrella of God’s love.
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Life is too short to spend it being angry, bored, or dull.
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If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that’s kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it’s Loving Kindness.
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If you can forgive the person you were, accept the person you are, and believe in the person you will become, you are headed for joy. So celebrate your life.
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We can never untangle all the woes in other people’s lives. We can’t produce miracles overnight. But we can bring a cup of cool water to a thirsty soul, or a scoop of laughter to a lonely heart.
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My karma just ran over my dogma.
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Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements.
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Have we forgotten that we’re all born the same way: naked, wet, and hungry? Then things get worse!
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Pain is inevitable. Misery is optional
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Prayer is asking for rain and faith is carrying the umbrella.
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