Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother
BARBARA JOHNSONEverybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go there right away.
More Barbara Johnson Quotes
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We can choose to gather to our hearts the thorns of disappointment, failure, loneliness, and dismay in our present situation. Or we can gather the flowers of God’s grace, boundless love, abiding presence, and unmatched joy. I choose to gather the flowers.
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If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that’s kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it’s Loving Kindness.
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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
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Grudges are like hand grenades: it is wise to release them before they destroy you.
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You have to look for the joy. Look for the light of God that is hitting your life, and you will find sparkles you didn’t know were there.
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God will never let you sink under your circumstances. He always provides a safety net and His love always encircles.
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Pain is inevitable. Misery is optional
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Teaching literature is teaching how to read. How to notice things in a text that a speed-reading culture is trained to disregard, overcome, edit out, or explain away; how to read what the language is doing, not guess what the author was thinking; how to take evidence from a page, not seek a reality to substitute for it.
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Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos. … I know what regret feels like; I’ve earned my credentials. But I also know what forgiveness feels like, because God has so graciously forgiven me.
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Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Motherhood: if it were going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.
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Always remember that better days are ahead – if not in this life, in the next.
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Life can be wonderful. Do your best not to miss it!” Enjoy what it is before it isn’t anymore. Dare to slip on a pair of bunny slippers once in a while! Surprise yourself! Enjoy the little things because one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things!
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Growing is a lifetime job, and we grow most when we’re down in the valleys, where the fertilizer is.
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Your face is a billboard advertising your philosophy of life!
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