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I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

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These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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People Reality Tree
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
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Sometimes Up Wake Years
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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First School Wasting Time
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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Ground Minute Mom Time
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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Six Skateboarder Wanted
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
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Chick Hot Paint
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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Airplane Stupid Wine
I don’t like Paris so much.
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Country Like Much
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Country Geography Want
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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Drunk Thinking Wheel
Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
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Fun Philosophy Trying
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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House Stuff Wreck
Nothing is really ‘safe’.
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Adventure Reality Safe
I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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Giving Mtv Silly
It’s kinda all about image.
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Image Kinda
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole

I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

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