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I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Bam Margera

I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
BAM MARGERA

Giving Mtv Silly
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA

Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole
These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA

People Reality Tree
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA

First School Wasting Time
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA

Messed People Up Way
It’s kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA

Image Kinda
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA

Ground Minute Mom Time
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA

Sometimes Up Wake Years
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA

Six Skateboarder Wanted
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA

Best Cry Friend Friendship
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA

Country Geography Want
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
BAM MARGERA

Airplane Stupid Wine
I don’t like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA

Country Like Much
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
BAM MARGERA

Fall Hurt Skateboarding
Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
BAM MARGERA

House Stuff Wreck
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA

Chick Hot Paint

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