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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.

Bam Margera

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA

Country Geography Want
When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
BAM MARGERA

Drunk Thinking Wheel
I don’t like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA

Country Like Much
Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA

Six Skateboarder Wanted
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I’m like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA

Sometimes Up Wake Years
I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA

Movie Own Want
It’s kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA

Image Kinda
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA

Ground Minute Mom Time
I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA

Good Life Pranks Pretty Whole
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
BAM MARGERA

Fall Hurt Skateboarding
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA

First School Wasting Time
Life’s philosophy, hm… I just say, ‘Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.’
BAM MARGERA

Fun Philosophy Trying
I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
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Airplane Stupid Wine
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
BAM MARGERA

Airplane Games Play
These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA

People Reality Tree
I’d say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA

Chick Hot Paint

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