Nothing is really ‘safe’.
BAM MARGERAWhen you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
More Bam Margera Quotes
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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It’s kinda all about image.
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When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.
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I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing – so ever since then, I don’t play video games any more.
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I don’t like Paris so much.
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I’m a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
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I want to make my own movie.
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One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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These trees and these old people have one thing in common – they’re both going in the ground soon!
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there’s plenty of ways to do that.
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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries – and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
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Sometimes when you’re with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it’s so hard to break up with them. You don’t know what they’re going to wreck and destroy.
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I’ve been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I’m pretty good at it.
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Actually, I’ve always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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I skate all the time, but it’s silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
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