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Regret is just perfectionism plus time.

B. J. Novak

I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.
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Creative Way World
Regret is just perfectionism plus time.
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Perfectionism Plus Regret
It’s not always enough to be brave, I realized years later. You have to be brave and contribute something positive, too. Brave on its own is just a party trick.
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Brave Party Years
The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.
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Laughing People Writing
I do not have very much office experience.
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Experience Much Office
Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.
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Daydreaming Easy Impossible
If people are well paid for reality television and cotton candy and dunking a basketball, why can’t they be well paid for changing young minds?
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Basketball People Reality
I’m a believer in trusting the director.
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Believer Directors Trust
Different people have different styles, but there is an opportunity as a director to be a writer in every moment, with every visual cue and every piece of production design. Everything is a decision, and everything can be obsessed over.
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Design Opportunity People
Perfect. Why was this so hard to find?”The other type of perfect is the type you never could have expected and then could never replicate.
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Expected Perfect Type
Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representatives. Thanks, Mindy. I love you and you’re the best.
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Lines Love You Thanks
Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.
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Ends Long Remember
There’s not many good comedies to watch – you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.
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Comedy Glad Watches
If you love something, let it go. If you don’t love something, definitely let it go. Basically, just drop everything, who cares.
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Care Go Let
The Office’ is less a comedy than so many other “comedies” that have been on the air. It’s really about the balance between what is real and what is comic.
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Air Office Real
I think it’s better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.
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Giving Important Thinking
Battered Women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.
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Battered Sound Women
Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who’s your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.
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Hopefully Persons Type

Regret is just perfectionism plus time.

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