You cannot make a crab walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESWhen men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.
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Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever.
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By words the mind is winged.
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What unlooked-for things do happen, to be sure, in a long life!
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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.
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Let each man exercise the art he knows.
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When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.
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Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
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A fox is subtlety itself.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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There is no honest man! not one, that can resist the attraction of gold!
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.
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An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens’ profit.
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